holy man i'm moving in 9 days! wahoo! i hotglued my earing in my ear n i think the glues coming off...uh oh...mary told me she LOFFS Kendra hahaha i think that's funny Kendra doesn't thou...omg this chick me n kendra hate looks like she's trying 2 mate w/ a moose or something 2day! her hair's really really really bad...like seriously...i mean i've never seen some1 w/ 6 ponytails on their head! neways usually i wouldn't make fun of sum1 just cuz they have no sense whatsoever, but she stole me n kenny's notebook n NARKED on us 4 something n almost got us in huge trouble! Jesus Christ, ppl need 2 mind thier own business....neways i think it's halarious. Valentines day is in 4 days wahoo! Mr. Robinson sed he was "proud of me" cuz i'm actually passing his class! i would have been happier accept the smell went 2 my head. neways wow i haven't written in this thing in a while. Eddie gave me graph paper!!! i loff graph paper...

Vic...don't call me ne more.

Adam...I'm sorry i put food coloring in ur hot tub...it was WRONG and IMMATURE *but funny*

Justin...I'm sorry i laughed when you told me that thing the other night...it was RUDE and INSENSITIVE

Zak...I'm sorry 4 getting offended when u made that comment earlier 2day, it was just the wrong time 2 say i was stupid...

Krystle...I'm sorry we fight, and no matter how hard we try, we can't be that tight nemore...

Kyla...sorry 4 w/e I did 2 piss u off

Kayla...I'm sorry i got mad when u told me not 2 hug u cuz every1 thinks we're lesbians

Kasey...I'm sorry u think i'm dumb.

Chuck...I'm sorry i bug u

Kendra...hi i loff u!!!

note: if u did not recieve an apology 4 something i did 2 offend u, plz tell me

DAVID BEIMEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Step 1. Approach female.
Step 2. Open mouth. Be careful when doing this. This is the step most men fail at. It has claimed more balls than any other action made by men. It is best to use a simple approach, one that is direct, but at the same time sly. It is generally innapropriate to say, "Hello my name is _________. I am a perverted bastard who masturbates frequently and was wondering if it would be possible for me to substitute one of your orifices for my hand?"
Step 3. Close eyes and keep breathing to a minimum. Make sure your legs are together tightly, and if your hands are in your pockets it would be wise to position them in front of your testicles. As a man, it is most likely you have said something to offend her. This will be your best protection against a knee to the groin, or mace to the eyes.
Step 4. If you have gotten this far, you are not dead, and you have possibly already gotten that girls number, or even been to bed with her. Good job!
Step 5. If you got this far, you failed to pick up the girl. Very much so. This would be the appropriate time to lower your standards. Start going after fat chicks and retarded girls.
Step 6. Once you bag a couple fat chicks, you should be ready to move back up the ladder.

2day was a pretty good but kindda boring day. i was supose 2 go in2 town w/ kendra 2night but the roads r 2 bad. school was cancelled so i woke up at 6, took a shower found out school was cancelled n passed out, didn't wake up til 12, which was when adam got off work so he came over n we built a snowman...but...2 make a long story short...i accidently set it on fire, so we tried 2 make a new 1 which was really more of a snowboy cuz it was short haha. neways...here's a conversation w/ adam haha

• Adam: "kate ur hot"


• Me: "no i'm no..."


• Adam: "if u didn't have a boyfriend, i'd go out w/ u in a second"


• Me: "i don..."


• Adam: "when r u gonna dye ur hair red?"


• Me: "pretty so..."


• Adam: "u'll look good w/ red hair. i wanna get a red car."


• Me: "don't u ha..."


• Adam: "i'm thinking about getting a motorcycle actually"


• Me: "i used 2..."


• Adam: "shh the show's back on"

hahahaha

2day's been pretty boring, i'm in an extremely good mood thou!! hehe me n kendra r gonna hang out in town 2morrow n prolly c a movie...with whoever we decide 2 invite haha. well i guess that's all...

here's a note between me and joe...

Me: "I think it's time we finally take r relationship 2 the next step...let's be aquaintences"

Joe: "ok, my name's Jose Gonzales"

Me: "my name's princess Di...opps there goes the witness protection program..."

Joe: "Penis" *insert picture of penis here*

Me: "*gasp* I'm not sure we can be aquaintences anymore..."

Joe: "Ok can i just rape u then?"

Me: "ok, but don't tell me when, suprise me, tomorrow at national high time."

haha...

well, i'll start from the begining of 2day, 2nd period passed notes w/ kayla, n i cut myself on a piece of chalk...it hurt, she made fun of me all day 3rd period luke sucked the ink out of my pen...haha 4th period went in the library n told ppl kasey's mom has 2 practicly beat him 2 take a shower...cuz she does...which is really gros...5th period i sat n listened 2 the death defying pitch of mrs. sunnderland's voice, and joe kept making me laugh 6th period math, mr. stone stoped talking 2 me after i asked him if u can break ur ear, n he figured out i was talking about a hearing aid...how was i supose 2 kno that wasn't a ear cast? 7th period me n kayla n krystle talked n passed notes, we all got moved...accept me n krystle, so kayla got moved i guess. 8th period, choir, mrs simmons moved me 2 the short row!! i'm so fucking pissed about that...i used 2 be on the very last row, the tall row n 2day she did a height check now i'm in the fucking front row w/ all the short ppl, 4 no good reason accept my height...n i'm not short!!!! on the bus i got in a belt war w/ kendra...i won wahaha... last night i hurt s.v.s. n i feel soooo bad about it...

nobody gives a fuck if i'm dead or alive. there's only 1 person who really cares about me n she's in texas. I swear, everyone would be so much better off if i was dead, or gone or something. I have nothing to do but sit here and think about all the trouble I cause and how *insert name here* wouldn't like me if i gave them a life supply of pudding...I want to say something but a can't because 2 meny ppl read my blog :roll: but i'm sure as hell thinking it!!! well I'll talk to myself later...bye! 

Last night was new years eve, so everyone over the age of 12 was drinking hahaha. I stayed the night at Kendra's house. I have to admit we really are pathetic in the sense that we can entertain ourselves for 2 hours just by slapping eachothers hands haha, but hey atleast we have a good time right? We took a wholeeee bunch of pictures last night hehehehehehehehe...we were playing truth or dare, and i dared her to call johnnie n tell him he screws like a race horse haha it was funny. then she dared me to ask someone out...which i would be doing right now if i wasn't wrongfully locked out of my ICQ. Oh yeah and we wrote on eachother's stomach's, backs and boob's. hah we're losers...but ohwell! on a random different subject - being inlove is a funny feeling....but i don't think i recomend it...

HAPPY NATIONAL HANG OVER DAY!!!!!!!

Everyone always lies to me. Guys officially suck, all of them, no exceptions. I can't find a guy worth wasting my time with...actually i can but unfortunately he doesn't like me. :roll: well he does, just not the way i want him to. I think that's y i feel so lonely all the time, cuz every1 else has these guys their sooo inlove with, n the guys r sooo inlove with them...like kendra and david. they love eachother, n its so sweet...i'm thinking of dying my hair red again. Oh yeah that reminds me, me n kenny r gonna be on MADE! *mtv* woo...yeah i'm a loser hehe. I'm thinking about just going to texas for the summer....then coming back to coudy cause theirs 2 ppl i really love here, n i'd miss them so much!

so today i was sittin around being a bum, i kno it's suprising but what can ya do...well anyways i was watching how the grinch stole christmas, cuz it's my favorite movie hehe n i was talking to nate, and i got mad at him because he was writing 666 all over my drawing of the grinch in our doodle thing, and i really fucking hate when ppl write 666 on stuff, cause they don't even understand what it means, n shit like that really pisses me off, for reason's no one know's, and prolly will NEVER kno. but anyways so i started thinking how all guys ever think about is sex, cars and video games, which got me thinking, y r chicks n guys so different? i mean usually all i think about is love, sex, drugs n rock n roll!! woo! so :roll: we're all stupid, what can i say.

love sucks so much. adam asked me out today...i like him n all he's a good guy at times...but i'm inlove w/ someone else...atleast i think i am. :roll: ohwell. christams sucks, all the bad shit that happens all year round can happen at christmas n it seems even worse. gee i finally figured out the real meaning of christams...i better call hallmark n tell them. i'm gonna go i'm sick of typing. bye!

hehe i like the title of this 1! wow today was so boring...i had 5 classes n we watched a movie in 4 of them! hehe i colored my hair red n my dad was all like "wow u look really good with red hair". kayla n krystle r all buddy buddy again, in  bio it kindda pissed me off cause they weren't talkin to me n mr fink yelled at me...less then usual thou! 6 people stuck stuff down my shirt, it made me soooo mad!! >.<  kayla didn't give me enuff attention...but that's ok i guess because usually she gives me alot. i decked mary. it was funny haha i yelled marry christmas hahaha wow i'm a bitch! krystle told johnnie he fucks like a gay guy, now their fighting haha but when i told him that he had a small u kno what this morning, he didn't even care. but krystle's all upset cause he's mad at her n every1 kno's she has the hott's for him. but what can i say i loff her. adam *from emporium* gave me a pretty necklace today hehe it was really nice!I was gonna hang out w/ chuck but i couldn't get ahold of him...neways bye!

I got like nooo sleep last night cuz adam....the dumbass threw a flippin fish on me! even though i'm dead scared of them...so i was like freaking out all night. and so i was like not awake at all...and woke up to mary barging into my house as usual which i just love soooo much *cough cough* neways in history kayla was trying to talk me into going out with chuck....i'm not sure y though because just yesturday she was saying she still loff's him...but she think's we'd make a cute couple or something.....neways in english we watched this super boring movie...and i threw paper balls at kasey and i talked to luke the whole time, then i yelled really loud at zak "no i will not kiss you for a dollar" and i smacked him....it was funny...he got mad hehe...in french i wrote "joe was here" on mrs. sunnderland's board and he got in trouble haha. wow i'm a bitch. krystle n kayla r still fighting n trying to make me pick sides. mr fink gave me a zero on my test for "distracting the class" even though grabbit n other retards r a hell of alot more distracting then i am!  after school me n kendra went to the post office to mail something to her boyfriend...n she threw a snowball at me! n i tryed to throw one at her, but because of my incredible aim it hit the car hehe n now i'm writing this....hi!

ok so i think what i'm supose 2 do is write about my day so i will! ^.^ well this morning i was makin breakfast n i found out oatmeal tastes really good with ranch dressing so then mary came to my house and i was busy talking to case on the net so we almost missed the bus and we had to run all the way to the bus stop and so we got on the bus, and on the way i looked out the window and saw my sister's car cause it was all crashed cause she...got in a car crash....she's ok though. but anyways so first period study hall was super boring, usually me and david go to the library but he left n i'm not allowed 2 go so that one guy stared at me for awhile then 1st period ended. 2nd period history, i would have fell asleep but the smell of mr robinson's armpits kept me up. me and kayla talked awhile then it was 3rd period english and we took a test and played a game, during the game case frenched me which was really really nice lol then 4th period i had p.e. i think our coach steals my clothes cause she hates me. and she says my name 2 much and i didn't score a touch down. 5th period was french and mrs sunderland yelled alot and we watched a movie for the 10th time and i found out laura and jimmy broke up, katie was being mean to mary it was kind of funny. then there was lunch and i sat with kasey cause he was sitting with eric and i hit kasey in the balls cause he was being mean n trying to poke me in the boob and then yeah so we were talking and every1 in the lunch room left then we were talking about how i'm from texas n eric said "oh so it's true everything is bigger in texas" so i got mad and left haha. 6th period math mr stone reminds me of steve from blues clues. i don't remember what we did in math. 7th period bio...krystle got mad at me cause she read my note telling her how she has to meanny boyfriends, and she needs to stop lying to me cause she lies to me about guys. 8th period health i stole case's seat n sat in front of kyla and mr simcoe was being totally gros s n drawing gross drawings on the board, i said oh god and every1 started laughing. then after school i almost missed the buss and had 2 run after it and a different bus almost hit me. it kind of sucked. n now i'm  here writing this....hi!